The anti-Thanksgiving

This holiday is usually:
-good food
-cooked by grand/mother
-absolutely delicious
-gluttonous
-encouraging of lethargy
-discouraging of any productive activity
-familial

Mine was:
-food poisoned
-cooked by me
-shockingly awful
-reverse gluttony from both ends
-sprints to the bathroom for more than 24 hours
-high volume violent body cleansing
-alone

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